Hash and Hookers, Amsterdam
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Just to warn you that the keyboard here (Berlin) has the z and the y in the opposite places. How annozing...
My first year of teaching is over and my 6 week summer break started two weeks back. Finally my brothers wedding has passed and mz summer holidays can properly begin; three weeks inter-railing around Europe with some fellow teachers.
Our first stop was Amsterdam, the city where anzthing goes! Geographically Amsterdam isn't all that far from the UK but the lifestyle here feels as foreign as North Korea. It is evidently extremely eco-friendly with bicycles being the prefered form of transport. Even the elderly seem to take to the roads on the back of a pedal bike. We eventuallz made our way to the hostel (Annemarie for 24 euros a night - very bog standard), freshened up and headed back out for an evening of Amsterdams finest. First to tick off the list; One of Amsterdams many 'Coffee Shops' which are peppered all over the city. It seems that marijuana is not just legal here but its use is somewhat encouraged! Some shops dedicated to selling the widest range of the drug and others specialising in growing your own at home! It's crayz how common it seems to be and how open people are about it. The distinct smell of burnt rubber will be the main scent impregnating your nostrils whilst roaming the streets of Amsterdam. After experiencing our first coffee shop with a cappuccino and cake we marched on to tick off number two on the list...
So we have all heard about the red light district in Amsterdam and that prostitutes are completelz above board and legal. But it is so much more than that! It took us quite some time to find the place at first as none of us were overly keen on asking someone for directions. The best attempt being "Hi, i am looking for... urrmm... me and my friends are looking for the red light district". See i just presumed that yer ok it's legal but probably on the low down and its all hush hush. But no no, they pretty much scream it from the roof tops. Streets are lined with glass booths (above) which are backlit with red and host to a single big boobed, long legged lady. In lingerie. And if big boobs and long legs weren't your cup of tea then not to worry! They showcase a whole varietz of red light ladies from the big and black to the tall and thai. Taking the narrow side streets can feel like running some kind of deranged gauntlet with the red booths lining both sides of your path making it near impossible not to make eye contact with them and turning into stone. Dressed in tiny UV fluorescent underwear the ladies of the night tap on their windows as you innocently wonder past and draw zou closer with a curl of a finger. Never again will i be this irresistible to half nude women.
Hostels here are a little more expensive than expected with a bed in a room shared with strangers costing between 20 to 30 euros. We spent zesterdaz morning researching our next few hostels sorting a place to sleep for the rest of our stay in Amsterdam (25 Euros a night in "Inner Hostel" - I definitely recommend it) and our 2 nights in Berlin. Yesterdays itinerary made for a busy day. Anne Franks house was first on the agenda which was a good job as it was over an hours queue to enter. I knew very little about Anne Frank and so for me it was a beautiful eye-opener. It is really, really very well done approaching a delicate matter perfectly. You can get good idea what her life was like whilst you walk past the book case that concealed their hideout and standing in the exact room where she spent the years writing her diary. Well worth the snaking queue and the 8 euros 50 to get in.
The evening took us back to the Red Light District, this time to watch one of their famous shows. We quickly changed our minds as 25 euros to sit with your relatively new friends and watch a couple mechanically go at it was 30 euros to much. So upwards and onwards to our 3rd museum of the day; the sex museum. A similar Price to the Anne Frank museum but very different content. A sweet innocent old lady took our fee at the entrance as if to mask the shock and trauma to come. Horrifically horny cartoons (above), scary kinky contraptions and art that nobody in their right mind would want to hang up. Amsterdam by day might aswell be a completely different city to Amsterdam by night. Only in Amsterdam can you go from history to whores and bikes (normal ones!!) to bongs in one day. When in Amsterdam!
Bratwurst and Brandenburg Gate, Berlin
Friday, 12 August 2011
A 6 hour train journey later we arrive in the capital of Germany. After Amsterdam this place feels much more familiar and closer to home. The first thing to notice about Berlin is the graffiti. It is everywhere! To the point that the city seems to have embraced it with shop signs and bars holding a similar theme.
Our hostel (Wombats for 24 euros a night) is actually amazing. I don't think i have ever stayed in one so perfect. It has been rated among the top 10 hostels in the world and i can easily see why. A free drink on arrival set the tone brilliantly with a bar on the top floor and a general common room area, internet cafe and restaurant on the bottom floor. The staff pointed out the 5 minute walk to dinner and gave us a free "Wombats own" information leaflet with everything there is to do in Berlin. Dinner had to be the German signature of Currywust (above left). What a strange dish?! A grilled sausage squirted with a bottle of tangy curry sauce and sprinkled with paprika. It is as if it came about because they were the only three ingredients left in someones larder. And how did curry get into German cuisine!? The only Indians i have seen in the last few days were in the mornings whilst brushing my teeth. Don't get me wrong, it tastes good. But as good as sausage, chips and ketchup from your local chippy does. Nothing wrong with a good bit of stodge.
Our plan now is to catch a late train to Vienna tomorrow evening so we have decided to spend the morning on another one of those free tours (referring to the the Berlin walking tour). Again it was great now making it two cities i know more about than my own.
Venice is possibly my favourite place in Europe. The way of life here completely revolves around the canals with boats seeming to outnumber cars. The whole idea of Venice is beautiful with its fancy art, enormous cathedrals and elaborate architecture all brought to life through the arteries of the silky blue canals. Move over Prague, day or night, Venice is as romantic as it gets. We arrived pretty late to our hotel (called "Nice Hotel" for 25 euros a night) as it was slightly out of the way from the centre and it took 2 hours of walking in circles with our backpacks to find the damn place. We saved ourselves a lot of queuing time and effort by buying a 3 days travel pass as soon as we arrived. This gave us queue jump like passes onto Venices preferred transport in and throughout the 118 islands; water taxis! The first night we ate at a proper local restaurant near our hotel. The service was strange and came across quite rude as they started off by warning us that we were not allowed to order one pizza and share it between all of us!? The cheek of it! I had spaghetti Pizzaiola with a side of fried calamari. The last time had spaghetti this good was the last time i was in Italy. It must be psychological or something but pasta genuinely never tastes better than it does in Italy.
The second day in Croatia we found ourselves back on the beach this time with a sense of adventure. Pedalos and water sports! Well by water sports i mean some ball game everyone seems to be playing here in the shallows. It looks like a cross between keepy-ups and volley ball and they seem to take it pretty serious risking life and limb to keep the satsuma sized ball out of the water (above video - ok so for some reason you can't see the ball but i assure you that they are not just diving around for fun). It is called Picigin and as far as we gathered there were few rules and no winner or loser. Just keep the ball in the air. In comparison to the local oldies, we sucked. Getting excited by exceeding a mere 10 hits shows the extent to how much we sucked. Still fun though! We also hired out a pedalo that had a slide mounted on the back of it to navigate the wide open Adriatic.
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Just to warn you that the keyboard here (Berlin) has the z and the y in the opposite places. How annozing...
My first year of teaching is over and my 6 week summer break started two weeks back. Finally my brothers wedding has passed and mz summer holidays can properly begin; three weeks inter-railing around Europe with some fellow teachers.
Our first stop was Amsterdam, the city where anzthing goes! Geographically Amsterdam isn't all that far from the UK but the lifestyle here feels as foreign as North Korea. It is evidently extremely eco-friendly with bicycles being the prefered form of transport. Even the elderly seem to take to the roads on the back of a pedal bike. We eventuallz made our way to the hostel (Annemarie for 24 euros a night - very bog standard), freshened up and headed back out for an evening of Amsterdams finest. First to tick off the list; One of Amsterdams many 'Coffee Shops' which are peppered all over the city. It seems that marijuana is not just legal here but its use is somewhat encouraged! Some shops dedicated to selling the widest range of the drug and others specialising in growing your own at home! It's crayz how common it seems to be and how open people are about it. The distinct smell of burnt rubber will be the main scent impregnating your nostrils whilst roaming the streets of Amsterdam. After experiencing our first coffee shop with a cappuccino and cake we marched on to tick off number two on the list...
So we have all heard about the red light district in Amsterdam and that prostitutes are completelz above board and legal. But it is so much more than that! It took us quite some time to find the place at first as none of us were overly keen on asking someone for directions. The best attempt being "Hi, i am looking for... urrmm... me and my friends are looking for the red light district". See i just presumed that yer ok it's legal but probably on the low down and its all hush hush. But no no, they pretty much scream it from the roof tops. Streets are lined with glass booths (above) which are backlit with red and host to a single big boobed, long legged lady. In lingerie. And if big boobs and long legs weren't your cup of tea then not to worry! They showcase a whole varietz of red light ladies from the big and black to the tall and thai. Taking the narrow side streets can feel like running some kind of deranged gauntlet with the red booths lining both sides of your path making it near impossible not to make eye contact with them and turning into stone. Dressed in tiny UV fluorescent underwear the ladies of the night tap on their windows as you innocently wonder past and draw zou closer with a curl of a finger. Never again will i be this irresistible to half nude women.
Lunch was followed by the Van Gogh museum (above) which had less of a queue and a higher price tag of 14 euros. It guides you through his life nicely and you do get to see the originals of some of his world famous paintings. In the end though it is just several floors of paintings and not much else. I am sure art enthusiasts will be cursing my comments so please don't take my word for it. It was somewhere between here and going for a drink (after a short tram ride) my phone got pick pocketed. My iPhone 4!! It was a last minute decision to even bring it on this trip and just the second day in it's gone. Well it wouldn't be a proper holiday for me if i didn't lose something. One day i will have a trip where i come back with everything i left with. Oh i yearn for this day!
Bratwurst and Brandenburg Gate, Berlin
Friday, 12 August 2011
A 6 hour train journey later we arrive in the capital of Germany. After Amsterdam this place feels much more familiar and closer to home. The first thing to notice about Berlin is the graffiti. It is everywhere! To the point that the city seems to have embraced it with shop signs and bars holding a similar theme.
Our hostel (Wombats for 24 euros a night) is actually amazing. I don't think i have ever stayed in one so perfect. It has been rated among the top 10 hostels in the world and i can easily see why. A free drink on arrival set the tone brilliantly with a bar on the top floor and a general common room area, internet cafe and restaurant on the bottom floor. The staff pointed out the 5 minute walk to dinner and gave us a free "Wombats own" information leaflet with everything there is to do in Berlin. Dinner had to be the German signature of Currywust (above left). What a strange dish?! A grilled sausage squirted with a bottle of tangy curry sauce and sprinkled with paprika. It is as if it came about because they were the only three ingredients left in someones larder. And how did curry get into German cuisine!? The only Indians i have seen in the last few days were in the mornings whilst brushing my teeth. Don't get me wrong, it tastes good. But as good as sausage, chips and ketchup from your local chippy does. Nothing wrong with a good bit of stodge.
Though it was reasonably late, we decided to walk to the Berlin wall with the Wombats leaflet in hand. As one of us is a history teacher it turned out to be very interesting learning about this barrier splitting Berlin into east and west. With little knowledge and no guide it would just be a wall. A not very tall one at that. We spent the night drinking German beer in a bar outside and then in the bar atop our hostel. Drinks were cheap and happy hour only made them cheaper. It was a great place to speak to other travellers finding out where they have been and what they recommended. One of the recommendations was the "free" walking tour of Berlin. We walked down to the meeting point doing a bit of our own tour along the way and fueled ourselves for the 3 hours of walking with a German pretzel. It tastes of a salty baguette with no butty. I am getting the idea that German cuisine works on very basic flavours. The tour itself, i would say, is the best thing you could do in Berlin. It is a 3-4 hour walk taking you from the Brandenburg Gate, through Hitlers Bunker (where he allegedly killed himself) and to the Berlin wall, with several stops in between (including the balcony that Michael Jackson famously dangled his baby from) and directed by an extremely knowledgeable tour guide. I was hanging off every word and now probably know more about Berlin than my home city. Well worth doing at the beginning of your trip as he points out all the things you could do in Berlin.
During the tour i managed to eat another German snack of Mett (left) which is raw minced pork served on a half baguette. I was always under the impression that raw pork was bad news. I guess not (or i will let you know soon) because it tasted great! I could have easily polished off another one. Food wise, Germany is most famous for its sausages and so i was more than happy to accept a sausage eating competition from a girl staying in our hostel. It was only when she stood up that i realised the error of my ways. She was of the large variety. Low and behold, with the physique of a sausage eating champion, she inhaled two sausages by the time i had finished swallowing my first bite. I lost... to a girl. A really, really, fat girl.
Czechs and Charles Bridge, Prague
Sunday, 14 August 2011
We left Berlin early morning to give us an extra half day in Prague. The train journey was beautiful running along side a river with picturesque backdrops of forests, cliffs and cottages. Our hostel (PlusPrague for just 8 euros!) had a swimming pool, sauna and bar! Though it's no Wombats, it is very clean and fantastic value. Only slight draw back was that it was about 20 minutes out of the centre but with out 24hr tram pass it wasn't a problem at all.
Prague centre feels like a medieval town with a mix of Gothic and baroque buildings separated by old cobbled roads and dark narrow alleys. Forget Paris, Prague is the real romantic of all European cities. We have witnessed several newly weds getting their photos taken on Charles Bridge and/or in front of the Astronomical Clock. The Stone Bridge is probably the number 2 attraction in Prague with the complicated clock being the first. The Gothic bridge is filled with stone statues running down both sides with local hawkers (providing 90% of the bridges character) selling, painting or playing music in between them. We headed straight to the astronomical clock as it was nearing the hour and we were eagerly waiting in anticipation for the show. In fact a 100 or so other people were too. You could smell the anti-climax a mile off. It's an extremely old clock. Really what could it possibly do other than move a little and ring a few bells? Well nothing. But a man playing the trumpet at the end was pretty cool and made the crowed clap and cheer.
I have no idea what local food is here so i just tried to eat things i didn't recognise. One of which was called a Trdelnik (pronounced 'Trdelnik'... yer i have no idea) which is a hollow sweet pastry snack topped with sugar and some kind of nuts (right). I had mine smothered in Nutella which made it impossible to eat without making a mess. Crispy, sweet, chocolaty; i think you can work out the taste from the photo.
We explored the whole afternoon and managed to find a voucher for a free night ghost tour. In order to get this free tour we had to pretend that we got these vouchers because we spent the day on their expensive "ultimate tour". It all worked out and we ended up saving 400ck (about £16). Prague is known for its harrowing stories and ghostly past so we had high hopes of being scared out our wits with dark stories and costumed actors jumping out at us. It was rubbish. None of this happened. Considering it was free it was quite a nice way to spend the night but i definitely wouldn't have been keen to pay for it. The rest of the night was seen through with drinks overlooking the river and Charles Bridge. A perfect day in Prague.
Our plan now is to catch a late train to Vienna tomorrow evening so we have decided to spend the morning on another one of those free tours (referring to the the Berlin walking tour). Again it was great now making it two cities i know more about than my own.
Gondolas and Gelato, Venice
Tuesday, 16 August 2011
So Vienna ended up being just a rest point on the way to Venice as we realised that we were behind schedule for Croatia. We literally got into Vienna (another wonderful Wombats) just before midnight, slept and left early morning to Venice. What we saw from our taxi window was pretty impressive though! It is a shame but Vienna will have to be done on another trip. Somewhere along our travels my hoody and jeans became redundant. I think it was on the way to Prague where we seemed to have crossed some kind of imaginary line where the cold drizz stops and the hot sun burns. I feel that we have encountered no happy medium. Or that i am British and have no happy medium. Either or, it is the first time i have experienced such drastic climate change without hopping on a plane. The same principle applies to the presence of mosquitoes. We got on a train in a place where there were no mozzies and got off in a place where they swarm. Ok i am exaggerating but i didn't even consider the idea of mosquitoes on this trip. What am i going to do without the miracle potion of afterbite?!
Venice is possibly my favourite place in Europe. The way of life here completely revolves around the canals with boats seeming to outnumber cars. The whole idea of Venice is beautiful with its fancy art, enormous cathedrals and elaborate architecture all brought to life through the arteries of the silky blue canals. Move over Prague, day or night, Venice is as romantic as it gets. We arrived pretty late to our hotel (called "Nice Hotel" for 25 euros a night) as it was slightly out of the way from the centre and it took 2 hours of walking in circles with our backpacks to find the damn place. We saved ourselves a lot of queuing time and effort by buying a 3 days travel pass as soon as we arrived. This gave us queue jump like passes onto Venices preferred transport in and throughout the 118 islands; water taxis! The first night we ate at a proper local restaurant near our hotel. The service was strange and came across quite rude as they started off by warning us that we were not allowed to order one pizza and share it between all of us!? The cheek of it! I had spaghetti Pizzaiola with a side of fried calamari. The last time had spaghetti this good was the last time i was in Italy. It must be psychological or something but pasta genuinely never tastes better than it does in Italy.
Our first full day in Venice we had no hesitation in getting outselves straight onto a gondola (above). It was petty much our priority. Forget the Basillica San Marco, the Rialto Bridge and all the Venetian Art. Gondolas are what we are here for and at 80 euros a ride (minimum) it doesn't come cheap. We spent the rest of the day exploring the less important parts of Venice, eating good food and drinking good... well actually drinking decievingly disgusting drinks. I noticed a lot of locals sipping this orangey red drink from a glass filled with ice and often accompanied with a G+T style stirrer. It looked delicious. Thirst quenching like a glass of cold milk after chocolate cake. This is where the decieving part comes in. I still stand by that the worst tasting drink i have ever had is a Nigroni cocktail (another Italian speciality). This drink, it turned out, tasted very similar consisting of one of the Nigroni's main ingredients; Campari! Rank! Blurgh!! Cheek shivering bitterness, it tastes really really good for you. Like some health remedy a complete U-turn from strawberry calpol. So a lesson learnt to curve my curiosity as i sat with my glass of devil's piss whilst the others drank their sweet pear juice smiling away.
The following morning we woke up early for a proper Italian breakfast at a local cafe (left). Sweet pastries hot out of the oven with an espresso for a total cost of about £1.50. This good value unfortunately doesn't stretch to the restaurants though as we found they discretely have a mandatory service charge AND a cover charge which they claim is for the use of their table. I would love to see what they would do if we opted to eat standing up. A local recommended that we must have a tramezzini which was described as being a bit like a sandwhich but not. I bought one with excitement. The conclusion, it's a sandwhich. Nonetheless, Venice is not only my favourite place to be but it's also my favourite place to eat. Ice cream ofcourse is the best you can get, probably in the world. We ate proper stone baked pizza over looking the grand canal and seafood pasta by moonlight. Food can't really get better than this. Unless i had more money and could afford the lobster. Venice; treat for the eyes and stomach.
Picigin and Pastries, Split
Monday, 22 August 2011
An overnight ferry (50 euros) took us from Ancona, over the sea, to Split in Croatia. This was my first experience of a night ferry. Our sleeping space was a room filled with a hundred odd aeroplane style chairs where fat men snored and babies squealed. Not much sleep was to be had here. So a night of hide and seek in amongst the several eerie floors of the vessel saw the night through. Though this didn't last too long as the temptation to go catch forty winks when it was my turn to seek and the girls were hiding was all too much. They weren't impressed.
Croatia is where our site-seeing holiday ends and our 'holiday' holiday begins. 5 whole days set aside to appreciate the sun, sea and sand of split. The first day was very well spent doing just that. Lying back on a sunbed with factor fifty slapped on and a good book to hand (I am reading Anne Frank which i bought from her house in Amsterdam). The hostel we stayed in was questionable to say the least. Rated 91% on hostelworld.com it could not have been further from our expectations. It was called 'Kiss Hostel' and its advert did seem suspiciously vague asking to ring for directions. But 91%!? can't go wrong. For a start it took a long time to find as its only indication of its existence was a small name tag next to its buzzer. We buzzed. No answer. After a lot of wasted energy somebody eventually turned up and informed us that we were actually staying a few blocks down the road. Maybe this is normal in Croatia?
We arrived in some back alley, dingy basement floor apartment which was shared between 12 people. For a start, this place definitely did not get 91%. Things just didn't match up. I don't mind sharing with strangers and on some level i prefer it. But there was one resident that made us all edgey. The 13th resident. He was introduced to us as a security guard that was there for our safety. What?! How bad does a place need to be to warrant an in-house security guard? That night the guard left us feeling more unnerving than safe in his presence. At about 1am we were getting to know our Australian room mates when the security guard came in and sternly told us that we must switch the lights off now and go to sleep. Though we presumed that he must have mistaken us for teenagers we decided to turn off the lights and chat quietly. Around about this point one of the Australians, oblivious to our recent commandment, came in from the shower and switched our light on. The security guard came back angry and demanded for the lights to go out and for us to go to bed. Somewhat confused the Australian, still dripping in his towel, politely put forward the possibility of drying himself and getting changed first. This left us splitting our sides with laughter and the security guard spitting blood. "Don't F**k with me F**k Heads!!" bellowed from the scrawny guard. F**k Head!? I don't think i have ever been called one of those before. Anyway, it turned out (after a few more altercations the Ozzy decided to go out and speak to him) that he was not a security guard at all and really his job was to keep us quiet and hide the fact that this was a completely illegal hostel from the local residents. We moved out the next day and found an absolutely beautiful hostel.
Our first Croatian meal was called Pasticada which was a form of beef stew served with gnocchi. The influences from neighbouring countries seem to be quite evident in Croatian cuisine as i am struggling to find something specifically and solely Croatian. They seem to love their pastries here with bakeries on every second street. One thing recommended to eat here is a Burek which is a spiral (though not necessarily so) pastrey filled with either cheese or meat. This is another item inherited from a country next door and from the ones i have eaten there is a whole load of pastry and not a lot of anything else. Overall it doesn't amount to much. Other dishes recommended by locals were black cuttlefish risotto and stuffed courgettes. We managed to scoff these in one sitting with a side of fried fish, mash potato, sauteed potatoes, chips, stuffed chicken breast and grilled vegetables in a restaurant called Fife. The risotto looked far from appetizing and i don't think it tasted good enough to make up for its offence to the eyes. The rest was decent homely food which the restaurant was famous for. Other popular dishes seem to be small fried fish (a take on whitebait) and stewed veal which appear on most menus.
After two rest days on the beach we figured that we should book ourselves onto some excursions for the next few days. The first one was sea kayaking around some of the local island and unanimously we decided that it was completely worth it. I cant get over how lush the sea is here. It's one of those where you look at it and have the overwhelming urge to jump in fully clothed. Our kayaking started on the island of Hvar which was about an hours catamaran from Split. Hvar looks like the millionaires holiday destination. Sparkling great big yachts line the old stone docks alongside palm trees and overlooked by some old fortresses. We took in the island scenery as we kayaked to a little sandy beach where we spent some leisurely time snorkeling off the shore. The next day was even better. White water rafting!! I had never done this before and so just the thought of it was exciting. We had 3 hours of solid fun cruising the clear waters and rumbling over the white rapids. The great thing was that it wasn't just rafting as we did a wee bit of canyoning too. We swam through ball shrinkingly cold waters in a cave and jumped off a great big rock having a similar effect on the anatomy. Loving it!
The end of Split calls an end to our inter-railing travels. My friends go home and i go on for another 5 days on the island of Korcula to learn my PADI Scuba Diving. I am harbouring a slight brick in my pants over the diving as my swimming isn't the best and i know that there is a mandatory 200m swim test and a 10 minute water treading test. we'll see. Also this will be my first time being completely on my own travelling. So far the 3 hour ferry to Korcula is going well. :o)
Awesome bernie,i read this and really experienced ur trip.Good writing but this time the food has taken the back seat :)
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